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Bypass or Buy - Omni Vegan Pork Luncheon Meat

2/27/2025

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Do you guys remember Spam? That like, cringy, block of meat substance that came out of a can? It was always covered in like, gelatinous fat, and honestly, looked like dog food or something. With that being said, it was well liked by most in my household despite its rather unappealing appearance lol.

My mom used to like it fried up with melted American cheese and yellow mustard and honestly, so did I. It was especially good on toasted bread. You got that intensely savoury pork like flavour, that melty, familiar cheese, and sharp mustard. The combination just worked and it's honestly something I never thought I'd try again until I spotted this porkless luncheon from Omni foods. Let's dive in!
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Right out of the package, I was concerned over the smell. Almost immediately, I was struck by the odour and was worried that not only would it not taste like Spam, but wouldn't taste good at all. Visually, it was kind of giving sliced Spam, so I got to work on getting it fried up like mom used to make. I cooked it according to the package, which suggested frying it from frozen on both sides for 5 to 6 minutes. As it cooked, the smell was persistent, but I think I kind of convinced myself I was smelling spam. I don't know lol. Anyways, one thing I did not love was that it was producing a red like liquid, almost mimicking blood. Spam never bled. Spam was about as processed as anything you could imagine, so the "bleeding" felt wholly unnecessary.

It certainly got very golden brown and crisp which was enticing. I slapped on some cheddar because I don't keep creepy American cheese in my household, and melted that on top. I quickly grilled some bread but didn't grill it long enough, that's my own problem. I slapped the cheesy fried Spam on my bread and gave it a healthy drizzle of yellow mustard. How'd it taste?

Taste Test <3

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Original stench aside, it was actually freaking delicious you guys. It was giving major nostalgia for me and it really took me back to my fried Spam days. It didn't taste how it originally smelled, although I can't say it exactly tasted like Spam. Although it's been over 24 years since I've consumed Spam, I can almost still smell it, so I knew what I was looking for.

It was good though. The meat was savoury and salty against the rich cheddar, and the yellow mustard was sharp and cut through the fattiness while also contributing to the flavour. Honestly, had I toasted the bread a little better, it might have been like, an 8 our of 10. The bread was entirely my fault so I can't blame the product for that one lol 

Bypass or Buy?

GIVE IT A TRY BUY - There were a few things I didn't love. First of all, the smell out of the package was unfortunately off-putting lol. I didn't appreciate the bleeding, which felt incredibly unnecessary to me. I also couldn't understand why there were only 5 pieces in the package. 5? I needed three for my sandwich, so you're kind of left with an uneven amount. That didn't make sense to me. 

Now, what I did love was the nostalgia, and once everything was put together, the flavour of the sandwich was actually pretty delicious. Would I buy it again? If I had a hankering for my mom's fried spamwhich, I'd definitely buy it again, but I don't think it would be something I always have on hand. If you were a SPAM lover back in the day, I'd urge you to give it a try for nostalgia's sake.

Omni Foods is a Hong Kong based company with a variety of plant-based products ranging from seafood to pork and beefless burgers. This was the only product I've seen from them thus far, so I'll keep an eye out for others. Peep the link below to their page and take a peek at what they offer and where to find it!

omnifoods.co/hk-en

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Ocean's Halo - Pho Noodle Bowl

2/16/2025

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Y'all know I'm friggen obsessed with Pho. I'm pretty much at my fave spot with my girl once a week. We just adore it and it's also an opportunity for us to catch up over a hot, steamy, brothy noodle bowl. With that being said, I'm always interested when I spot a take-home product from the grocery store like this one from Ocean's Halo.

Ocean's Halo is an American company focused on sustainability, cleaning up the ocean through minimized waste, and promoting their vegan, kelp based product line that ranges sauces, seaweed snacks, and broths. I love the message behind their line and their commitment to cleaning up our planet's oceans. Their packaging is eye catching and I was extremely excited to give this product a go! Let's chat about it!

Packaging & Taste

Right off the bat, when I started unpacking everything, I just adored how it was all put together. You had your compostable bowl to heat everything up in, your cute little container of broth, and two separate pouches for the dehydrated veg and spicy topping. 

I hate the microwave, I'm not going to lie. How is it that something can be both hot, and cold, after a 2 minute cook time? It just weirds me out. Anyhow, you basically add your noodles and veg to your bowl and pour your broth over, making sure the noodles have had broth contact. Then, it's as simple as microwaving for 2 - 3 minutes, covering for 2+ mins, and enjoying. Super simple.

Taste 

While I am familiar with Kelp and have had it a few times in my past, it was very kelp forward when I removed the cover and took a peek at the product. It was kind of all I could smell if I'm being honest. I started tossing everything together and that's when I realized that a large amount of the broth had been soaked up by the noods which were not completely cooked in my opinion. 

I went in for a taste and as expected, the noodles were unfortunately undercooked and kind of stuck together. After I gobbled up my first taste, I was left with an after taste I simply wasn't fond of. I went in for just a taste of the broth and although it had a decent flavour, it wasn't giving pho and I just couldn't wrap my head around it. I ended up discarding the last half of it unfortunately. Such a bummer.
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BYPASS or BUY?

B Y P A S S - Ugh, it pains me to give this one a no, but it just wasn't what I was hoping for. I wasn't getting any of those familiar Pho flavours, instead, it was mostly kelp and the spicy Togaroshi. Also, as stated, the noods were undercooked, but if I had cooked them longer, the broth would've been entirely soaked up leaving me with no broth and just a big old bowl of barely cooked noods.

I love their message and they have quite an extensive product line, so I'm not writing this company off entirely. I'll definitely be on the lookout for some of their other products and we'll see how those ones pan out.

Visit oceanshalo.com/ to learn more about the Ocean's Halo products and their commitment to sustainability.

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